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About Counting the Omer

Rabbi Krustofski - On the second day of Passover in ancient times, our ancestors brought the first sheaf of barley (amounting to a measure called "an omer") reaped that season as an offering to God. From that day, they began counting the 49 days to Shavuot, when they would celebrate the beginning of the wheat harvest by offering the loaves made of the first wheat. Even after the Temple was destroyed and offerings were no longer brought, they continued to count the days from Passover to Shavuot in accordance with the biblical injunction (Lev. 23:15).

In this way our ancestors linked Passover and Shavuot as occasions for thanking God for the fruits of the field. We, too, thank God for the renewal of life which nature proclaims at this season.

However, as Passover and Shavuot acquired historical significance, their linkage through the counting of the intervening days took on new meaning. Passover celebrates the liberation from Egypt, and Shavuot celebrates the receiving of Torah at Sinai. By counting the omer, we symbolically connect liberation with the idea of Torah.

Counting the omer is an exercise in the discipline of mindfulness. Counting each of the days of the omer reminds us that all of our days are numbered, and it is our responsibility to make each day count.

The Counting Ritual  (D'ohs and Donuts)

Each evening, while standing, one first recites the blessing for the mitzvah of counting, and then declares the number of days and weeks of the omer count. Traditionally, if one forgets to count at night (D'oh!), the count may be made the next day without a blessing. One then resumes the regular count that evening. If, however, one skips an entire day, then all further counting until Shavuot is done without the blessing (but see this).

Rabbi, I forgot what day of the omer it isHow To Use This Site

The Homer Calendar can guide you through the counting of the omer in three ways:
        1) You can click on each of the individual days in the calendar below to go to the blessing and count for that day. However, Jewish "days" start in the evening, so one shouldn't count the omer for a day in the calendar until after sundown on that date.

        2) You can click on each of the weeks in the far left column below to open a two-page document you can print out and post on your refrigerator or whatever (mmmm.... refrigerator). These pages will have the blessing and the count for each day of the omer in that week.

        3) You can view and print out a one-page Homer Calendar with the count for each day of the omer for this year by clicking here.

Note: To improve print quality, the weekly and the single-page calendars are in Adobe Acrobat .pdf format. As a result, they are fairly big files and might take some time to download. Click here to download the free Acrobat reader that allows you to open .pdf files.

Check out our extras and links below for more information and activities

The Homer Calendar 5768 / 2008
Random Real Simpsons' Quote:
Click here to get a printable Homer Calendar for the entire omer period
Click the links in this column to get the printable weekly calendar  

Sunday evening (through Monday)

Monday evening (through Tuesday)

Tuesday evening (through Wednesday)

Wednesday evening (through Thursday)

Thursday evening (through Friday)

Friday evening (through Shabbat)

Saturday evening (through Sunday)

April 2008
Week of
April 20
April 20 eve.

16 Nisan
1 La'omer

2nd Seder

April 21 eve.

17 Nisan
2 La'omer

April 22 eve.

18 Nisan
3 La'omer

April 23 eve.

19 Nisan
4 La'omer

April 24 eve.

20 Nisan
5 La'omer

April 25 eve.

21 Nisan
6 La'omer

7th Day Pesach

April 26 eve.

22 Nisan
7 La'omer

8th Day Pesach

Week of
April 27
April 27 eve.

23 Nisan
8 La'omer

April 28 eve.

24 Nisan
9 La'omer

April 29 eve.

25 Nisan
10 La'omer

April 30 eve.

26 Nisan
11 La'omer

Yom Ha'shoah

May 2008
Week of
April 27
May 1 eve.

27 Nisan
12 La'omer

May 2 eve.

28 Nisan
13 La'omer

May 3 eve.

29 Nisan
14 La'omer

Week of
May 4
May 4 eve.

30 Nisan
15 La'omer

Rosh Hodesh

May 5 eve.

1 Iyyar
16 La'omer

Rosh Hodesh

May 6 eve.

2 Iyyar
17 La'omer

Yom Ha'zikaron

May 7 eve.

3 Iyyar
18 La'omer

Yom Ha'atzmaut

May 8 eve.

4 Iyyar
19 La'omer

May 9 eve.

5 Iyyar
20 La'omer

May 10 eve.

6 Iyyar
21 La'omer

Week of
May 11
May 11 eve.

7 Iyyar
22 La'omer

May 12 eve.

8 Iyyar
23 La'omer

May 13 eve.

9 Iyyar
24 La'omer

May 14 eve.

10 Iyyar
25 La'omer

May 15 eve.

11 Iyyar
26 La'omer

May 16 eve.

12 Iyyar
27 La'omer

May 17 eve.

13 Iyyar
28 La'omer

Week of
May 18
May 18 eve.

14 Iyyar
29 La'omer

May 19 eve.

15 Iyyar
30 La'omer

May 20 eve.

16 Iyyar
31 La'omer

May 21 eve.

17 Iyyar
32 La'omer

May 22 eve.

18 Iyyar
33 La'omer

Lag Ba'omer

May 23 eve.

19 Iyyar
34 La'omer

May 24 eve.

20 Iyyar
35 La'omer

Week of
May 25
May 25 eve.

21 Iyyar
36 La'omer

May 26 eve.

22 Iyyar
37 La'omer

May 27 eve.

23 Iyyar
38 La'omer

May 28 eve.

24 Iyyar
39 La'omer

May 29 eve.

25 Iyyar
40 La'omer

May 30 eve.

26 Iyyar
41 La'omer

May 31 eve.

27 Iyyar
42 La'omer

June 2008
Week of
June 1
June 1 eve.

28 Iyyar
43 La'omer

Yom Yerushalyim

June 2 eve.

29 Iyyar
44 La'omer

June 3 eve.

1 Sivan
45 La'omer

Rosh Hodesh

June 4 eve.

2 Sivan
46 La'omer

June 5 eve.

3 Sivan
47 La'omer

June 6 eve.

4 Sivan
48 La'omer

June 7 eve.

5 Sivan
49 La'omer

Shavuot

Extras: 

Jewish Life in Springfield
From Temple Beth Springfield to the Springfielder Shvitz, the Jews of Springfield have a proud heritage.

Click here to see the photo essay "Jewish Life in Springfield."

(All pictures original, unedited frames from Simpsons episodes)

Krusty is guided at his Bar Mitzvah by his father, Rabbi Krustofski Hey Hey Hey!
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About this site and links to more about the Omer

Thanks to Howard Cooper for the original idea. This site was designed by Brian Rosman, with help from Aviva and Yonah Rosman and Barbara Penzner. In 2005 the New York Jewish Week published a nice article on the site. That led to a bizarre interview on Washington DC's Sunday morning Jewish radio show, "Awake, Alive and Jewish" (click here to listen; our part starts at 29:48). Previously, the Jewish Advocate in Boston did a feature story on the site, and we were reviewed in the Jerusalem Report, Jerusalem Post (twice!), and the USA Jewish webzine (click here to read all of our reviews). We also got the OU (Orthodox Union) hechsher of approval - read the supportive but cautionary review in the OU's Jewish Action magazine. We were "Web Site of the Week" on Jewish.com, and were named a "Top Site" in March 2002 by the Jewish Agency.

All things Jewish and Simpsons: The release of the Simpsons Movie prompted the Jewish Outreach Institute to suggest using the film to somehow "encourage participation in Jewish community." They recommend using the Hebrew-dubbed version released in Israel (JPost: Eat my 'tachtonim'?) for an introductory Hebrew course.

Last year's "Treehouse of Horror" Halloween episode included a Jewish-themed segment titled You Gotta Know When to Golem, featuring the legendary Golem of Prague, voiced by Richard Lewis, who eventually marries a female monster, voiced by a grating Fran Drescher (synopsis here, images here, and watch here). As Krusty described him, the Golem is "the legendary defender of the Jews, like Alan Dershowitz, but with a conscience." Serious Jews began right away dissecting the meaning of the episode, mostly deciding it was Bad.For.The.Jews. The culture critics at Nextbook, the popular webzine Jewcy ("Why the Golem Episode of the Simpsons Was So God-Awful: A Close Reading") and the Jewish Outreach Institute objected to the stereotypes and cheap gags. The exception was the multi-religious site Beliefnet, which praises Fox for exposing another generation to the Golem tale. There's no question about that; internet searches for the term "golem" soared following the show.

The year before we learned that Dolph, the short and quiet bully, is Jewish. After convincing Milhouse that cool kids ride their bikes with their eyes closed (Milhouse gets hit by a train), Dolph whips a tallit and kippah out of his pocket, puts them on, and exclaims, "I'm outta here. I've got Hebrew school." He chants "Baruch atah adonai, eloheinu melech ha-olam," with decent pronunciation, as he walks away. No Jewish authorities opined on the meaning, however.

In December 2003, Fox broadcast a new Simpsons episode with a mostly Jewish theme, titled "Today, I Am A Clown" (watch it here). Besides seeing Krusty's Bar Mitzvah (with Mr. T helping: "I pity the shul that won't let Krusty in now"), we learned that Springfield has a Jewish Walk of Fame, that Krusty's full name is Herschel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski, and that Lisa has a Jewish imaginary friend ("Her name is Rachel Cohen. And she just got into Brandeis."). Read a Jewishy review here. You can hear some soundclips from the episode here and see some images here and here.

The episode, written by Joel Cohen, won the Jewish Image Excellence Award award from the National Foundation for Jewish Culture and the Los Angeles Entertainment Industry Council. At the awards ceremony, Laraine Newman said that not since “Bam-Bam’s bris” on the “Flintstones” had Judaism played such a role in an animated series. Writing in the Jewish Week, Rabbi Joshua Hammerman saw Krusty's Bar Mitzvah as a turning point - "the proverbial tipping point when all of America became Jewish."

My jaw dropped when I saw this. I’m more than a casual watcher of “The Simpsons” (principally because just about every bar mitzvah student is able to quote it chapter and verse), so when I tuned in I was expecting the same old shtick for Krusty’s bar mitzvah — an updated version of the excesses of “Goodbye Columbus.” It started out that way, but ended up with Krusty headed on a serious Jewish journey.

To assist your serious Jewish journey, Noah Gradofksy has created a page he calls "The Simpsons Talmud." It's a recap of the Jewish content from the "Like Father, Like Clown" episode (sounds here; watch here), the first Jewish-themed show from 1991, done as a Talmud page in Hebrew and Aramaic, with Rashi and Tosafot too. It's all translated and explained, and is truly brilliant. See this article for more on the episode. Florida journalist Mark I. Pinsky has updated his The Gospel According to The Simpsons. The book examines the role religion plays in The Simpsons, and includes a detailed discussion of the Simpsons and the Jews (by me, too!). Pinsky identifies what he calls an "underlying element of what might be called 'crypto-Judaism'" permeating the show (click here to read an excerpt from MyJewishLearning.com). Last fall, Moment magazine published his article, Do You Know This Family?, which sees the Simpsons' Springfield as a modern-day Chelm, and Krusty, despite having worked 5 shows on the Yom Kippur that Sandy Koufax sat out (he also lost $10,000 betting on the Dodgers that day), as embodying the American Jewish experience. Richard Kalman and Josh Belkin see more than echoes of crypto-Judaism in the show; they propose that the Simpsons are Sephardic crypto-Jews themselves. The show "displays a knowledge of the Sephardic tradition that would make Rabbi Moses ben Maimon blush." Read their detailed, engrossing article, Sephardic Tradition and "The Simpsons" Connections. Along the same vein, a shrei-out to Robert Schneider at bangitout.com, who compiled this exploration of the characters' Jewishness: The Simpsons, Jewish?

More and more, Jewish teachers are using the Simpsons to sell their Jewish content. For example, Sinai Temple in Los Angeles had a Torah study class that watched 10 Simpsons episodes "as a springboard for deeper discussions on Jewish beliefs and values". Or for the more traditional, Rabbi Uri C. Cohen of Princeton has given a talk called "Religion and the Simpsons: HaDat vehaD'oh!" And try listening to this shiur titled "Simpsons in Halakha" by Orthodox Rabbi Daniel Z. Feldman.

Jewish Simpsons producer Mike Reiss ("I'm not gay but I'm Jewish, which is basically the same. Both gays and Jews have been persecuted for centuries -- by their mothers.") says his Jewish talk is his favorite. He's spoken at numerous Hillels (like Cornell and Northwestern), and gave the Irving Blum Memorial Seminar at the Pikesville, MD, Beth Tfiloh Synagogue. This prompted an angry letter to the editor objecting to "promoting 'The Simpsons' vulgar attitudes in shul." Of course, if you want vulgar, there is the Simpsons-themed "Bart" Mitzvahs ("the clever décor featured bright cartoon colors, a Mo’s tavern airbrushed backdrop behind the bar, a Simpson’s living room backdrop for photos with lifesized figures of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and the baby, and mountains of frosted donuts on the sweet table"). For the service you can always order an imprinted Simpsons kippah, and afterwards send "Bar Mitzvah Bart" (in a tux and kippah) thank-you notes.

I fell in love with our favorite mishpacha in Israel. You can visit their official site on the "Bip" Israeli comedy channel. Unfortunately, things did not go as well for the show in the Arab world.

The Simpsons Collectible Card set included a nice Rabbi Krustofski card. But fans were very disappointed when the Playmates toy company canceled their planned Rabbi Krustofski action figure. Playmates had produced a prototype (with a Torah accessory!) and started promoting the figure, with Jackie Mason providing the voice. But it was shelved, supposedly due to Mason's worry that it would be seen as offensive. Fans were so disappointed that some put together amazing home-made versions.

"About Counting the Omer" adapted from the Reconstructionist prayerbook series, Kol Haneshamah. For some interesting material on counting the omer, follow these links:

Some Homer graphics courtesy of the fan site Homerpalooza. The framegrabs from "Today I am a Clown" courtesy of Franck at The Simpsons-O-Rama, a terrific site. Thanks also to The Simpsons Gallery, Destination Springfield, and to Shlomo V. for some framegrabs. Special thanks to I Can't Believe It's A Simpsons Site (z"l) for posting frames from episode 8F05 ("Like Father, Like Clown") at my request back in the day. Quotes mostly taken from the "Religion on the Simpsons" compilation at the Simpsons Archives.

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